July 2012
catladysoul:
i’m not your manic pixie dream girl mother fucker i will end you
emiixlouu:
where is anne hathaway and the flag of genovia
sailortits:
have you ever sat in class and listened to the conversations around you and realised that you are the smartest person in the room
every day at college
best office moment ever hands down
frontrouge:
and the award for Most Disgustingly Cryptic and Ambivalent Human Being goes to this girl right here
Anonymous asked: 40, 68, 70, 90 :P
streptomyces asked: 30, 16
YOU →
avis-meum:
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is...
unfreshing:
i don’t even h8 u i h9 u
txtpostprincess:
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
revolutionarygirluterus:
you engage in a heavy makeout session with a really cute dude
you go to take his pants off
in place of his penis, you find the master sword
pulling it out of his crotch, you are transported seven years into the future to defeat the evil man of the desert ganondorf
your quest begins
THSI WILL HAPPEN, SOMEDAY
Anonymous asked: A.
Anonymous asked: C D G L Q
AY →
55-sycamore:
A. Why my last relationship ended. B. Favourite band. C. Who I like and why I like them. D. Hardest thing I’ve ever been through. E. My best friend. F. My favourite movie. G. Sexual orientation. H. Do I smoke/drink? I. Have any tattoos or piercings? J. What I want to be when I get older. K. Relationship with my parents. L. One of my insecurities. M. Virgin or not? N....
airyearthgirl:
I fell off my bike on the way to school so instead of going to class today I got seven stitches in the back of my head and the moral of the story is wear a helmet kids because IT COULD HAPPEN TO YOU On the bright side I didn’t break any bones and I’m okay, I’m just a little scraped up and have limited neck-mobility… and a headache
the only other person i know who wears a helmet...
im DONe
buttsen:
please don’t hold me responsible for anything i said or did from the years 2006-2010
omg exactly
Vegans get 90 percent of their daily protein by...