2011 was batshit cray
while my hair dries, i will make a list of...
go to the gym (lol) listen to more reggae music lessen the general weight of my life, if you know what i mean get my wisdom teeth out at some point don’t apply “you only live once” as aggressively as i did at the end of 2011 buy a fisheye lens visit my friends fuck da haters be better looking in general wear better clothes go to more concerts/festivals get a tan ...
life is pretty fucking good right now im gonna knock on wood a couple thousand times now alright
give me some song suggestions for my 2 and a half hour drive tomorrow please? what would ~YoU~ like to drive to?
things i have to do before next year
sleep make some resolutions that i won’t keep shower get film for my awesome camera that i just found get gas drink a large coffee figure out a way to hold in my pee for 2 1/2 hours drive to new york jam to my road trip playlist wear my cool jacket hang out with the coolest of the cool “pop bottles” have a really good fucking time
I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and...– (via overboarddd)
Conversation from last night.
achristfucker: Officer: “Are those wetsuits you’re wearing?” Driver and passenger: “yes.” Officer: “And why are you wearing latex gloves?” passenger: “uh, to stay warm.” Officer: “To stay warm? Why would you use latex gloves to stay warm?” passenger: “Well, it was all we had, so….”
When you decide to die, little things begin to happen. You stop looking both...– Unknown
Sometimes, Thom Yorke’s voice goes right through my soul and into another dimension.
Why do I write? What made fate decide that I would be a writer, that a page and words would be one of my only vices (along with coffee and marijuana – such literary vices anyways)? I wonder what makes us this way. Writing is that clichéd “release” – that one thing that people have that brings them back to their okay place – it’s that one thing for me. No matter what I write. I could write...
yo, y’all got twittas?
The Anxiety Monster strikes again.
Partying on New Year's Eve?
fauxxe: Don’t drink and drive-and don’t ride with anybody who does. Tipsy Tow offered by AAA: you don’t have to be a AAA member, from 6pm-6am on New Years Eve/day, they will take your drunk self and your car home for FREE. Save this number… 1-800-222-4357. Please reblog this if you don’t mind.
Everything is more beautiful because we’re doomed. You will never be lovelier...– Homer, The Iliad (via thefarfromfeed)
Okay so if “yolo” is my life motto then does that mean I can have fried chicken for the second night in a row?
To live at all is miracle enough.
asstard1: “We are going to die, and that makes us the lucky ones. Most people are never going to die because they are never going to be born. The potential people who could have been here in my place but who will in fact never see the light of day outnumber the sand grains of Sahara. Certainly those unborn ghosts include greater poets than Keats, scientists greater than Newton. We know this...
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
fuck teeth fuck wisdom i don’t need this shit in my mouth right now
odessa - caribou
People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who...– Five from Isaac Asimov (via nevver)
cello song - nick drake
I want my grave to say “what lies ahead?”
Things I need to explore an abandoned castle
achristfucker: flippers (stolen from an abandoned building) Wetsuits caps Goblin Research 2 Emergency Blankets taken from the attic of a spa Bottle of Wine (maybe) $1 stainless steel pocket knife from Walmart Chinese Food Herbs and a lighter Wool Socks Hat, Gloves, Sweaters, Pants, Boots, scarves $1 Flashlight from Walmart Kick Boards Phone, Car Keys, Money, Plastic Bags A good...