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soapbox time cause i'm getting my period soon
kathkathkath: if you’ve been keeping up you know that my roommate and i foster dogs, but lately we’ve only been able to have girls because the last time there was a boy (adonis, the giant pit bull mix) he and her dog got into a fight. last night lindsay got an email with a picture of a boy doggie that said “he dies tonight at 5, do you want him?” we know monty can’t be around boy dogs like, ever...
oh-hey-matt: it’s 12:34AM on november 30th. and it’s 60 degrees out. why
sail0rmoon: djanielrudolph: papneysmears: sail0rmoon: victoria’s secret ain’t shit teen girls aspiring to be “real women” or look exactly like the vs models need the shut the fuck up, unplug the tv, and realize that their BODY is not their ENTIRE being guys need to stop milking this shit i mean come on, models with materials on? anti boner. victoria’s secret ain’t shit -walks all down...
tomlinsen: this was like two years ago but anyways so in this one part of my house there’s these three steps but omg they’re deadly one time i was eating cereal and i slipped and fell and passed out and my cereal got everywhere. My sister said the last thing I yelled before I passed out was “MY CEREAL!!!”
casimirpulaskiday: I know so many talented and beautiful people. it’s funny how we know the individuals we know. if I lived elsewhere or in a different time, I’d spend time with an entirely different set of people who I have no doubt would be just as wonderful. and yet I feel such a connection with these people I’ve come to know that it’s hard to imagine appreciating anyone else as much as I do...
it’s one of those days when i don’t want to be anyone, anywhere, ever. that’s why sleep was invented - to waste away time that i don’t need to wallow in depression or anxiety in. i’m trying to drink away the part of the day that i cannot sleep away
i don't know,
today was just not a good one
The very last Calvin & Hobbes Comic
airyhippie: redhairwhiteskin: adrianuro: lhommeabsurde: This is extremely depressing Calvin and Hobbes is my favorite :(
Why am I so anxious? And then it hits me. I’m not anxious, I’m lonely. And I’m...– Dry by Augusten Burroughs (via soicouldblovely)
it’s my birthday, i’ll get high if i want to - can’t deny that i want to, but i’ll lie if i have to cause you don’t say you love me to your friends when they ask you when we both know that you do
halfblackdonaldglover: SBTRKT FEAT. LITTLE...
jigglingjesus: gossipgran: this is so...
spell "illuminati" backwards then add .com and...
I want to be able to sleep in an open field, to travel west, to walk freely at...– Sylvia Plath (via strange-and-deranged)
I am still so naive; I know pretty much what I like and dislike; but please,...– Sylvia Plath (via thegreatgracie)
i am starting to remember my old self. i am starting to be inspired again. i forgot about my interests…my hobbies. i’ve lost me and found me at the same time, if that is possible, if that makes any sense. i am reconciling my love for high fashion, sylvia plath, beautiful writing, film, photography, poetry, england, and such. it feels like home, really. i can’t believe i’ve...
i wish i could go back to high school. no, scratch that. middle school. i wish i could go back to the seventh grade and not give a shit about what those girls were saying about me, what i was wearing, what boy i had a crush on at the time…i wish i could do it all over. there are so many things i regret about the last 5-6 years. i hate regrets; i try my hardest not to regret anything. but i...
that moment when all you need in the world is to read a chapter, any chapter, from any harry potter book, but they’re all at college and you’re at home and your instinctive reaction is to cry about it
Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that...– Albus Dumbledore (via allthestringsinsideherbroke)
bust this pussy open in the islands of wakikiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii … KISS MY ASS AND MY ANUS